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Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balance bej dia. Phr call ki O yara hmara 100 rupy wapis kro Pnjabi: hmare pas to 80 aya hai Pthan: ruko hum 20 or bhjta hai.

Pathano k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho gya Pathan: han ji, pehle dhoop may tair k nadi paar krte thy, ab chaon me krenge.

Teacher 2 Pathan student: Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge? . . . Pathan: . . . HAND FREE !

Girl:jab tumhen meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho, Boy: Me tumhari favourite ice cream kha leta hun or tum…? GIRL: Me choti GOLD leaf pee leti hun,,,

2 Larkiyan bus Main 1 seat k lye Larr rahi thin k pehly woh ai, Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha to khene Lga, Q. larr rahi ho.? Is ka hll main tum ko btata hun. Tum mein se jo umar me bari hy wo beth jaye.” . Phir . Phir kya? Dono girls pure raste khari rahin. Ufff ye inteligent boys.

A girl dialled her own number from her boyfriend’s cell to see her name saved in list like Doll or sweetie. She was shocked to see . . . . Rasheed plumber