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Whenever u feel ur life as candle in the winds. I will put my hands around u, so that all the burns r mine n all the light for u!

Be simple but look stylish Be tough but look soft Be tensed but look cool Be a beginner but look winner. Thats the way of life Life has no pause buttons! Dreams have no expiry date! Time has no holiday! So, Don't waste a single moment in ur life. Live it...!

ThOught Of The Day: "I talk tO myself.. because i like dealing with a better class Of peOple'....:-) Attitude rOcks...!!

A best relation is.! When someone hurt u, u dont hurt back.. When someone hit u, u dont hit back..but, When someone needs u, u always come back. ........

3 stupid stages of life : Teenage: hav time & energy but no money working age: hav money & energy but no time oldage: hav time n money but no energy!

Wat is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl. 9 boys came with roses, 1 boy came with "QAZI" This is confidence.

Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye

Ek rose. unke liye jo nahi milte har roz .. i miss you a lot

Apke chere par kya sweet smile hai,haath mein kya rapchik mobile hai, mobile mein sms ki kya jakaas file hai ,phir sms nahin karte ,yeh kya bhav khane ki style hai

A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing

Santa Ask 2 Banta, What is the height of Kanjusi? Banta - people like you having free messages facility but not sending any messages because they dont want the battery to go low

Humne socha shayad hami chahte hai apko. Par apko chahne walon ka to kafila nikla, dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se, par vo khuda bhi apko chahne wala nikla.

Kahan sy laun ga man ye reshm ki sari ye kothe ye Bangly'' Mery pass tu mera dil he meri malkyat hay jo chaho tu bas'' Mein ye he day sakun ga bas mein ye he day skun ga.....''

Tery wady par mera dil kahan tak Fareeb khaye'' Koi kar Issa Bahana ky meri ass tot jaye........'''

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga

Tum usse debug karna. Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Hansi ko IÑBÖX Anso ko ÖUTBÖX Gusay ko HÖLD Muskan ko SÉÑT Help ko ÖK Dil ko VIBRÄTÉ kro Phr dekho zindgi ki RIÑG TØÑÉ kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

Fazal mahafil mein ek gazal ga raha tha puri mhahfil mein mere alawa kewal wo hi nazar aa raha tha uski gayaki sun ker mera g machla ja raha tha jane meri tabiyat khraab kar use kya mazza aa raha tha.

mere sMs ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye mere sMs ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye,jo reply na kare uska mobile fanna ho jaye.

Milna nahi ..phone nahi ...missed call nahi ... mujhe chinta ho rahi hai ..kya hua?.... Zoo wale phir se pakar kar le gaye Kya?

There r only 5 things v need in life: Good friends Good job Good food Good sleep & " GOOD _ UCK " whatever u r thinking.. That's right...

Ye goman Na kar ky mojhe jorat-e-Sawal nai, Mojhe ye dar hay ky mein tojhe LA JAWB NA KIR DON.

If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you.

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U.

()"""() ,* ( 'o' ) ,*** =(,,)=("') (""),,,("") "** Roses 4 u... MERRY CHRISTMAS to U...

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

25th Birthday Messages Wow, you're twenty five. Can't believe your still alive. Congratulations, you've made it to a quarter of a century. Happy Quarter of a Century!

30th Birthday Messages Don't think of it as your 30th Birthday It's really the 10th anniversary Happy 30th Birthday. of your 20th Birthday.

40th Birthday Messages What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. Happy 40th Birthday!

50th Birthday Messages The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

Jaltii Shamy Roshan Chary .... Kamniii Larya Nazuk Sahry ,,,, Nargic Bela Motya Lala... Johii Champa Aur Banafsha ,, Har Koi Shad Hay Na ,,, Ajj Tumhariii Salgira Hay .... Daikhoo Humkoo Yad Hay Naaa

Meri Taraf Se Mere Clas Fellows Ki Taraf Se Mere Office Colegues Ki Taraf Se Or Mere 16 Cror Pakistanio Ki Taraf Se Tumhain Salgirah Mubarak :p ;->

Ye Be Khudi Ye Laboon Ki Hansi Mubarik Ho Tumhein Ye Saalgirah Ki Khushi Mubarik Ho Kabhi Na Aaye Koi Ghum Qareeb Tumhaare Jahaan Mein Sab Se Ache Hoon Naseeb Tumhare Khaloos , Pyar Bhari Dosti Mubarik Ho Tumhein Ye Saalgirah Ki Khushi Mubarik Hoo

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a relationship, one touch can show luv n care & one person like u can make life worth living. ALLAH bless u!

Meri khushian bhi KHUDA Tera mukaddar karde, Ase osaf se Tera daman bharde, Tu jis din jis lamhe khush ho, KHUDA us din ko lakh bras ka karde (AAMEEN)

Apni dosti ki gari is tarah chal pari Jaise kick marte hi bike chal pari Dua hai na lage is mein koi break Speed itni ho k na kar sake koi overtake.:-)

Hamari نيت me chahat Chahat me خلوص Khalos me پیار Piyar me عبادت Ibadat me خدا Khuda se دعا Dua me AAp خوش raho sada.

%""""""""""% %- D U A - % %,,,,,,,,,,,,,% %'""""\/"""""% % ALLAH % % Jö Pèyäri % % ç Äñkhèñ % % Yè Sm$ % % Pärrh rähi % % häin In % % mè jö Bhi % % Khäwäb % % hen uñ $b % % Khäwäbön % % kö pöörä % % kär däy % %*Ameen*% Suma Ameen...

When my hands can't reach SPECIAL peOple like yOu, I tOuch THEM with my PRAYERS May yOur Life be filled with lOve, Strength,Peace n Blesings all the time..

Teri Zindagi Ka Her Pal Gulab Ho Jae Teri Zaat Ka Mehwar Koi Aftab Ho Jae Jin Pe Bersti Hn Allah Ki Khas Rehmatain Un Chnd Logon Me Tera Intkhab Ho Jae"AAMEEN"

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol ha In k peche itna bhagna fazol ha Jis din kisi lrki ne keh diya "I LOVE U" To samaj jana us din APRIL FOOL hai

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful" aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai " aprilfool, aprilfool "

31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR: 1.SMARTNESS 2.NATURE 3.STYLE 4.ATTITUTE Kick them how dare they Can Fool U before APRIL 1st....;->

FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI main FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai u r the most BEAUTIFOOL WONDERFOOL and ColorFOOL amngst all FOOL’s HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2011!!!

Yaaar T.V chck Kr Zardari Ne istafa dey diya Ek Aur Bana Dya Happy April Fool In Advance ;->

Plz go to creat message Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION Then type this number & see the magic 277451366514612382623

AOA Muslims! Plz don't eat LAYS chips because it's not HALAL. U'll find food code E631 printed. Its PIG FAT.Type "E631 Pig Fat" in google n get proof.Firstly apny liy niat kary n Frwd it to as many muslims as u can ta k muslims ko haram khany n Pig k asrat aany ko roka ja saky.Make ur contribution

Never break four things in your life: Trust .. Promise .. Relation .. & Heart .. because when they r brkn they dont make noise but pain a lot ..

The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once! So, Make TAUBA for Past, SHUKR for Present & DUA 4 the Future Bcuz Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER....

If u want 2 b happy 4 a short tym, GET DRUNK If u want 2 b happy 4 a long tym, FALL IN LOV3 But if you want to be Happy forever, Don't even think of these 2.

Barson se Tere shehr se guzra Nhi hoon main, Lekn Tere kheyal se bichra Nhi hoon main, mujh ko qadm qadm pe mili haar ki soghaa' ye mera hosla he k toota Nhi hoon main, Shabnm ko dekhna he to dil ki nazar se dekh' Main aik talkh sach hoon dhoka Nhi hoon main..

_/\_'W¡SHiNg U' > ',' "\,/" *: ( ", ) .*, ,,,*,,,;...(")=(")..,,,.* FRESH N COOL ., ,* Mosam,,* , ¤,,,OosAmm,,,¤Have a nice day& GOOD MORNING

Kya Ap LUCKY ho YES/NO Agr LUCKY ho to nechy sms prho agr nhi to nechy mt jna (\/) /" )"^----;"; \,,/"( lucky)\ //\\ //\\ OY LUCKY LUCKY Oy

=--..__..-=-._. !=--..__..-=-._; !=- -..(*..-=-._; !=--..__..-=-._; ! i i "Na Bijlii, Na Paani" "Phir B Dil hai Pakistani!" HapPy InDePeNd3nCe MoNtH...

.:!i!i!:. (".)=!i!i!i!i!i!i:. ¿J ¿J ¿J SORRY my türtlè is Late I wantd 2 wish u Gööd morning but it walked 2 s£ow So GÖÖd afternoon:-)

Ham ap k dil main rehte hain is liye har dard sehte hain koi ham se pehle ap ko wish na kar de is liye 06 din pehle........ ,:*"*;, ,:*"*;, * AAP * *KO * __)(__ __)(__ ,:*"*;, "*Ramazan* __)(__ ,:*"*:, ,*"*, *MUB* *ARAK* __)(__khte__)(_hen ¤~~¤

(,")/ (! ! Dunia .!!. Walon.. ('.') . _/| |\_ '|' []"""" Mere Sone Ka time HöGya hai, GÖÖD NIGHT;-)

('""""""""""") 9mm / /@""""" "" I am a killer. Apun paise ke Liye logon ko marta hai Par tu apun ka Dost hai Apun tere ko free men marey ga. '"Dhazzz'" '"Dhazzz'"

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband). Happy Wedding Anniversary

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary

Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary, May the love that u share Last your lifetime through, As u make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding Anniversary

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

All my love for you FREE! wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY….!

Sara: Judge sab mere husband ne meri izzat loot le Judge: wo kese Sara Sex se pehle muj se wada kya tha k jewlry set le k den ge Aj tk nhe le k dya

Anti Misba- Aaj se sex krte waqat main Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi Dalu ge Major Rohail- Kyu Janu? Anti Misba- Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se Mana kya hy

Chaudhary: Bijli ke taar aur larki mei kya common hy? Sarah: Jb Dono nangi hun tu jaan nikal deti hein

Chaudhary: sex kro ge? Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho Chaudhary: pher kya hua? Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy

Pathan- Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy? Major Rohail- Hamary han sirf LARKI ko Dalney ka ravaj hy Pathan- Hum pehle LARKI ur phir LARKEY ko dalta hy . . NOTON KA HAAR

Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy. Larki: Lux Larka: Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::)

A short story When body was first made, all parts wanted to be the Boss. Brain said I bcoz I decide. Feet said us and so did the Heart Lungs, Hands, and Eyes. Finally Asshole said I should be the Boss. All parts started laughing. So Asshole went on strike, blocked itself, and refused to open. In a short time, Hands cranked, Eyes blurred, Ears emitted hot air, Brain got heavy, Heart and Lungs panicked... So they all agreed that Asshole should be the BOSS ! Moral: It does'nt matter how talented you are... Any Asshole can be your Boss