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Masjid me Elan ho raha tha, 1 Bacha mila hai “JIN ka hai aa Kar le jayn..” PATHAN bhag k Masjid gya aur bola: Mujhe b dekhao “JIN” ka Bacha kesa hota hai.?

Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balance bej dia. Phr call ki O yara hmara 100 rupy wapis kro Pnjabi: hmare pas to 80 aya hai Pthan: ruko hum 20 or bhjta hai.

Pathano k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho gya Pathan: han ji, pehle dhoop may tair k nadi paar krte thy, ab chaon me krenge.

Teacher 2 Pathan student: Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge? . . . Pathan: . . . HAND FREE !

Girl:jab tumhen meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho, Boy: Me tumhari favourite ice cream kha leta hun or tum…? GIRL: Me choti GOLD leaf pee leti hun,,,

2 Larkiyan bus Main 1 seat k lye Larr rahi thin k pehly woh ai, Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha to khene Lga, Q. larr rahi ho.? Is ka hll main tum ko btata hun. Tum mein se jo umar me bari hy wo beth jaye.” . Phir . Phir kya? Dono girls pure raste khari rahin. Ufff ye inteligent boys.

A girl dialled her own number from her boyfriend’s cell to see her name saved in list like Doll or sweetie. She was shocked to see . . . . Rasheed plumber

1′ Larki ’1 Larka se boht piyar krti thi. Larki ne Larke ko shadi ke Liye purpose kiya “Larke ne Larki se kaha K 3 din mere bgher reh Lo bina baat bina dekhe to me tmsy shadi kr Lnonga Larki maan jati hy, 3 din baad jb Larki Aati hy to Larke ki death ho jati hai Larka Larki K Liye ’1 Letter chorr jata hy JIS Pe LIKHA HOTA Hai K: “JAB 3 DIN MERE BGER REH SKTI HO TO PURI ZINDGI B REH LO Gi MGR MAI NHI REH SAKta.

Larka: Tumhari Zulfoon se Khelney ko jee chahata hai, . Larki ne wig utari aur kaha: . Lo Khelo mgr de dena, subah University b jana hy.

Girl: Tm kesy paida huwe thay? Boy: Jesy sab paida hote hen Girl: Par tumhary abu tou pathan hen na… Moral: Larkiyan bi pain yaki kr sakti hen:)

“Kahein Tm Bhi Nazr Aao” Subhu sy Sham tk Hum ko, Hzaron Log Milty hyn.. Nigahon sy guzrty hyn.. Koi Andaaz Tum jesa, Koi Libaas Tum jesa, Mgr! Tm hiyehi kehty hyn.. Lgi hy bheer logon ki.. Mgr es bheer k ander, Kahien tm b nazr aao…!!! Kbi tm b nazr aao.

Mein hun wohi pehchan ley, jo terey husn ka SHABAB tha, Teri shokhyan teri mastiyan teri har ada ka HIJAB tha, Jab tha zamana ik taraf, or main dewana ik taraf, Kisi gham ki kab parwah thi, tera Piyar jo BE HISAB tha, Tu tab talak sota na tha, gar bat ”mujse” hoti na thi, Aaftab tha tere din ka or teri rat ka MEHTAB tha, Tu maan ya na maan ab ye waqt waqt ki bat hai, Aaj ban gaya khud sawal hoon, kabhi har sawal ka JAWAB tha.

“Rukhsat howa to baat meri maan kr gya apne tamaam dard maray nam kr gaya bichra khuch is ada se k rut hi badal gai ik shakhs sary shehar ko viran kr gaya dilchasp waqia hy k kal ik aziz dost Apny mafaad pr mujhy qurban kr gaya kitni sudhr gai hai judai main zindagi han wo jafa se mujh pe ahsaan kr gia Wo jo baat baat pa kehta tha mujh ko “JAAN” Wo shaks mujhy aakhir “BeJAAN” Kar “gaya”…

Wo payar b krta hai or ezhar b nahi karta, jo poch le koi us say tu iqrar b nahi karta, wo eysa saada dil hai k mujhy dekhny ki doain mangy, jb samny aa jaon tu dedar b nahi krta, gr is se dor jaon main tu sans is ki ruk jay, or koi mang lay mujhay us say tu inkar b nahi karta, apny qareeb aany se rok deta hy mujh ko or rah main haail koi deevar b nahi karta mery dil k darvazy pr dastak b dayta hy wo or darvaza khul jany ka entezar b nahi karta.

“Zamane se suna tha k mohbat haar jati hy Jo chahat yak tarfa ho wo chaht haar jaati hy Kahin par dua ka 1 lafz b asar kar jata hy Kahin par barson ki ibadat haar jati hy Mohabbat kab kisi ko dushmani ka dars dyti hy Mohabbat ki baazi me adawat haar jaati hy Humein kitne b shikwe hon uski jafaun k Par os k saamney har ik shikayat haar jaati hy 1 Arzu si he k usko bhool jaaen hum Par uski yaad Aate hi ye hasrat haar jati hy”

Chalay jo ho to bata k jao Ke kitni shamein udaas aankhon mein kaatni han. Ke kitni subhain akely pan main guzaarini hain Bata k jao k kitny sooraj azaab rastoon ko dekhna hay Ke kitny mehtab sard raatoon ki wusaton sy nikaalny hain Bata k jao k chand raatoon main waqt kasy guzaarna hay Khamosh lamhoon main tujh ko kitna pukaarna hay Bata k jao k kitny lamhy shumaar karny han Hijr raton k kitny mousan aik aik kar k judaiyon main guzaarny han. Bata k jao k panchiyon ny akely pan ka sabab jo poocha to kiya kahoon ga?? Bata k jao main kis sy tira gila karoon ga Bichar k tujh sy Haan ks sy mila kroon ga

Best Gazal ( UDAAS RAAT) Badan thakan se choor hai, Pr neend hum se door hai, Tera khayal saath hai, Bari udas Raat hai, Hawa-e-Ghum ka zoor hai, Samandron ka shor hai, Judaiyon ki baat hai, Bari udas Raat hai, Hr nazar sharab hai, Tere milne ka khawab hai, Ye kon sa azaab hai, Bari udas Raat hai, Gaye dino ki yaad hai, Thaka Thaka sa Chand hai, Dukhi Dukhi si baat hai, Bari udas Raat hai, BARI UDAS RAAT HAI…!!

Kuch Zeest Safar Bhi Lamba Tha Kuch Hum Bhi Thora Sust Chale Kuch Hum Bhi Apne Dushman The Kuch Hum Ko Dushman Bohat Mile Kuch Hum Manzil Ko Bhool Gaye Kuch Raaste Behad Sakht Mile Or Aaj Ye Apni Haalat Hai Her Simt Andhera Chaya Hai Her Simt Hai Chayi Veerani Her Simt Usi Ka Saya Hai Is Dasht Me Hum Ne Kya Khoya Is Rah Me Hum Ne Kya Paya Ek Aag Si Dil Me Bharak Uthi Or Aankh Me Pani Bhar Aya

Agr Apko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kr Salam Kry To Apko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi? . . . . . . Uski Achi Tarbiyat Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo Tum logon ki wajah se he Selaab aa rahe hain..

THER _//_ ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ( ‘ ; ‘ ) ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” (,,) (,,) ,,” ,, ” ,, WAOOO….Barish “HAPPY” “RAINY” “WEATHER” & Enjoy the Lovely COOoooL T¡p T¡P

10 Baten Kisi Ke Dil Mei Aap Ki Izzat Ko Barha Sakti Hain 1-Salam Karna 2-Kisi Ko Jagah Daina 3-Asal Nam Sey Pukarna 4-Bilawja Behes Na Karna 5-Fazool Na Bolna 6-Apni Baat Pey Arey Mat Rehna 7-Dosrey Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Sey Sunna 8-Apni Ghalti Taslim Karna 9-Bina Boley Kam Az Kam Rs.50 Ka Balance Dalwana. 10-NO.9 WALI BAAT PAR FORAN AMAL KARNA!

Nikaal day apni roshan kirnain ay “suraj” >< uthne lage hai wo log jo chand se b pyare hai. Subah bakhair.

Kisi insan ki khubi ko pehchano or usy bayan kro, Lekin agar kisi ki khami mil jae to yahan tumhari khubi ka imthan hai

“BABA BULLAY SHAH” Says. Parh Parh Kitaaban ELAM Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya QAZI, Hath Vich Phar k Talvaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya GHAZI, Makkay Madinay Ghoom Aaya tay Tu Naam Rakh Liya HAJI, “O BULLIYA ” Haasil Ki Kita,? Je Tu Yaar Na Rakhya RAAZI

“Insan Mein “AIB” Hotey hain” Be-shumar, Lekin 1 Khoobi Sab Peh Parda Daal Deti Hai Aur Woh Hai, “Husn-e-Ikhlaq”. Nice day

“AAJ”nahi to kal”HUM”pe aitbar hoga. “PATHAR”k dil ko b,”HUM”se pyar hoga. “JAA”mere “SMS” mere pyare “DOST”ko mil. “UNKO”mere msg ka”INTEZAR” Hoga.

Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..? MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain. PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai. PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati. ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai. Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga

af mile ga Jarayim khatam ho jayen gay Load shedding nahi ho gi Mehngaye khatam ho jaye gi Pakistan main haqiqi jamhuriyat aye gi Corruption khatam ho jaye gi India dost ban jaye ga Dehshat gardi khatam ho jaye gi . . . Aur shayed hamari aankh khul jaye gi !

“Jab me 6 saal ka tha to mera baap mujy jaib khrch nahi deta tha, phir main ami k sath sony lga or abu ko ami k pas nahi aany deta tha, abu majboor ho kr mujy 10 rupy roz deny lga, siyasat ka ye mera pehla qadam tha…” (ASIF ALI ZARDARI)

Ghurbat Mitane Ka Asaan Tareeqa Ye Hai K Kachi Pencil Se Ghurbat Likh K Rubber Se Mita do… . . (PPP ki Kitab ”Roti, Kapra or Makan” se Makhooz.

Agr 3 din tk subha neend se jaag kr kangi na ki jaye Aur na Mu Dhoya Jaye To Hair Style Aur Mu “Rahman Malik” jaisa ho jata hy “Wiki Leaks”

1 Murghi ne 3 Anday Diye, Or Dua Mangi k meri olaad siasatdaan banay. Jb 1 Anda Tuta to Asif ali Zardari Nikla, Jb dosra Tuta to Nawaz Sharif Nikla, Jb 3rd Anda Tuta hi Nhin to Murghi Preshan Hogai, Itnay Main Anday Say Awaz ie “Ammi jan Me altaf hussain Hun, sirf phon, pe hi rabta ho ga”

Pathan ko usk dost ne shadi se pehle 100 condm ka pkt diye k agr kuch arse tik life enjoy krna chahte ho tu ye use krna na bholna, =Shadi ki rat pthan bathrom me gya tu Ghanta tak bahar nhi nikla, =Nai Dulhan ne sharmate hue awaz di ajao, =Pthan:Jan bs thora intezar or “97 charh gae hn bas 3 reh gae hn,

T W I S T Nokrani asked malkin to increase pay due to 3 reasons. Nokrani:”Pehli wajah main aap se khana acha banati hoon” Malkin:”Kis ne kaha?” Nokrani:”Sahab ne” Malkin:”Doosri wajah?” Nokrani:”Main aap se ziyada ghar ka khayal karti hoon” Malkin:Ye kaun kehta hai? Nokrani:Sahab Ji Malkin:Aakhri wajah bako Nokrani:”Ji mai bed pe aap se ziyada maza deti hoon” Malkin:Kya ye bi usi kanjar ne kaha hai? Nokrani:”Nahi ye ap k driver ne btaya hy”..

Child offered Girl 4 sex. Girl:tum itny chotay ho meri Jawani ka BoJh kaisy uthao gay? Child: Janu manta hon k CHUHA Bori utha nhi skta Mgr PHAAR to skta hy.

Ek acident me sardar ki gand phat jati ha Wo hospitl Tanke lgwane jata ha Nrse:Kitni KHULi rakhni ha? Sardar:jitni apki ha. Nurse: Phr to aur pharni paregi

Teacher: Batao Angraiz Log Goray peda hote hain aur hum Kaalay. AISA Q? Student: Q K Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke SEX Hota Hai aur Yahan Sarson Ka Tail Laga K. ;-

BOY papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya PAPA Oh hmara beta to jwan ho gya hy is khushi me party krty hen BETA aj nhi papa kal krte hen aj gand me boht dard hai.

Sex k doran mukhtalif aurton k mukhtalif jumly Nokrani: Saab G Jaldi kro Koi aa na jaye Parosan: Ahista plz Kahin awaz na chali jaye Girlfriend: Sweetheart u r 2 hot ahh…Hmm BV: Pankha boht ganda hogya hai Kal saaf karungi,

College ki larkiyan keley wale se : Baba G ! aaj keley naram Q hein? . . keley wala: kurriyo kadi khaan wasty v lay jaya kro…!@

Nursery class ka bcha 0r bchi teachr sy: Miss kya choty bachon k bachy ho sakty hain? . Teacher:’NO IMPOSIBLE’ . Bcha bachi sy bola: dekha tum aesy he darr rahi thi.

Maine aaj tak kisi k aagay hath nahi phailaye . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Taangon ki baat alag hai **Veena MaliK**

Ladies ki prsonality un k BRAZER SIZE se jani jate hai.. . 32:Masum 34:Beautiful 36:Sexy 38:Josheli 40:Bhoki 42:Shoken 44:Bahdur 46;Pagal 48:Firdous Ashiq Awan

Sohag Raat k 3 din baad Dulhan kamrey se nikli to Saheliyan boli itni lambi Sohag Raat?? . . Dulhan boli: Pehle ye btao Tail wali Botle mein Elfi kis ne Dali thi?

1 Educated Aadmi ki shadi unparh larki se ho gayi. Subah Husband ne poocha “Hamara BEHAVIOUR Aap ko kesa laga? Larki sharmate hue: “G bas kafi mota tha”.!

Munni kahan ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . Ammi 1 MINUT . . . . ,,, ( “, ) (‘;’) /// / / / <<))-( ( badnam ho rahi hoon.

Khoobsurti Katirna kaif Pe Khatam Acting AMIR KHAN Pe Khatam Singing atif aslam Pe Khtam Kissing emraan hasmi par khtam Bowling shoaib akhter Pe Khatam Or tum. HaHaHa “MUTTH” Mar Mar K Khatam. / / l ( ;c(,,,)@ ) ,’; l /.

1 Pakistani Wife English Wife sy:Aap Din me kia krti hain? Eng wife: Swiming Driving Eating Sleeping. Or Aap? Asi G, Din sara Chullay te Raat sari Lullay te..!

Kisi Achy dost ki Yaad Us WaQt Buhat Aati hai Jb Aap Akele hi Sexy Bachiyon ko Dkh Rahy hon . 0r . Ye kehne k liye Taras Rahy hon . . . . . Painchoda Mummay Viekh…

70 saal ka baba doctor sy : Mery lye sex ka konsa style behter rhy ga Doc: kutty wala style Baba: matlb pechay sy ? Doc: Nhi bus songh k chor dia kro

Dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar. FARAZ Jb kam wali maasi ne kaha way menu v facebook te add kr le . (‘.’)/’ ,/ ) ) / \ massi jharo@yahoo.com

Wife:Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gy? Husband:Nhi Wife: Aur Taravi Prhogay? Husband:Mushkil Hy. Wife:Aur Aftari Kro gy? Husband:Zahir hai Kia bilkul hi kafir hojaoon:-P